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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Chelsea Clinton and the Marine- A joke

A joke, for some levity, which I particularly need. We open Saturday, 1st Preview tomorrow night and it's been hellish. See you all Sunday night, when I will respond to past posts and catch up on all your blogs! Meantime:

Chelsea Clinton was departing her plane at the airport and came upon a soldier and proceeded to talk to him.

She asked him where he had been, to which he replied "Baghdad". She praised him for what he had done for the country and asked "Were you scared?"

He replied, "No, but I am scared about what I am facing as I return to the United States." Chelsea asked, "What are you afraid of as you return to the United States?"

He looked seriously at her and said "I am afraid of three things:
Osama, Obama and Yomama."


12 comments:

Panhandle Poet said...

I may have to use that one! Break a leg!!

Pat Jenkins said...

knock 'em dead kid!! i share the marines fears!!!!

Strawberry said...

Funny! You will be awesome this weekend! Have a great opening night - Break a leg!!! :)

MUD said...

My wife who is a full blown Liberal even smiled at that joke. But she thinks that you can always tell a Marine, you just can't tell them very much. MUD

danny wright said...

very funny

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol..Break a leg girl!!!

Karen said...

Good one. Break a leg.

handlebar said...

He was probably also scared of coming home to a public that don't care less.

They don't care becasue one-by-one they are waking up to the fact that they we were all duped into wasting money, time and his buddie's lives.

What positives has his war resulted in?

Incognito said...

Thank you all for your good wishes.. we got through it! Phew. Now the stress waiting for the reviews.

I thought this was a funny joke.. and so did my Dad (hey Dad!) even though he's a Democrat! :-)

Handlebar: There are a lot of us who care... and will continue to care. And thank God there are still patriotic Souls who believe in freedom for ALL, and have the courage enough to join the military.

peddlinshutterbug said...

ew... ME TOO.... sends shivers up my spine... and NOT the good kind.. Hi Inc. Hope things are well.... God Bless!

Old Dead Presidents said...

Tee Hee Hee!

Incognito said...

PEDDLIN: Things are going well, thanks, other than the stress with the show and opening.