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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

More Hillary Humour

I've laid off for a while, so thought it was time for some more Hillary Humour. Below the video is a joke:




Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick."What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the Farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

Joke H/T Georgia Girl

9 comments:

Karen said...

The cow joke is too much. I about choked on my coffee while reading it!

Have a great weekend.

Pat Jenkins said...

boy after all the abusive treatment miss rodham clinton is receiving on this blog i am starting to feel a little sorry for her... NOT!!!

MUD said...

That joke was so funny that I forgot to tell the middle part and my wife just didn't get it. I can tell jokes all day but this one had me so tickled that I blew it.
Did you hear the one about Bill and Hillery at her High School Reunion. As they refueled their vehicle Bill said,"Isn't that your old boy friend? If you had married him you would be the wife of a gas station owner". Hillery said," No he would be President and you would be working in a gas station".

Aurora said...

Incognito,hilarious! (No pun intended).

Incognito said...

Glad you all enjoyed as much as I did! :-) Some levity is always in order.

DD2 aka Debonair Dude said...

Good one Incog

WomanHonorThyself said...

sorry hun the video doesnt show up..ack!..lol

American Interests said...

Great video..

"I've laid off for a while"?? With 2008 fast approaching might be time to make it a regular...

Incognito said...

DD2: Thanks.. glad you enjoyed as much as I did.

WOMAN: That's too bad.. has some great pics of our lady of perpetual shrilling.

AI: I enjoyed it. And yeah, you're right. I should start making it a regular.