Saturday, April 26, 2008

Joke of the day: Suffering From E.D.?

Wasn't able to get this any larger, but if you want to see the details, email me and I will forward the original, kindly sent to me by Pat Jenkins. As they say, it's all in the details.

Am opening a new show this weekend, which has been crazy and a major challenge, including a very long commute to and fro, but will get back to visiting everyone's blogs come Monday!!


Karen said...

Break a leg, Incog! We have tickets for "Arsenic and Old Lace" next weekend.

Dee said...

LOL :-), I loooooooove it!!!

Nikki said...

Hilarious!...great find. :)N

Pat Jenkins said...

how about that pat jenkins for sending you such a great find incog. (if i was you though i would politely tell him to stop bugging me), but he does sound like a guy i would sure as hell like to meet..... for all the talk from the dems of stopping big pharmaceutical it seems the clintons are helping their cause. we got bill on the little blue -agra for any unexpected interludes with a white house intern, and come to find out hill needs another -agra for all her mispeaks. who would a thunk it!!!... hope your weekend work left them wanting more!!

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol..good luck girl..break a leg!

Rivka said...

I posted the same thing that was sent to me via e-mail from my dad! It is hilarious!! Love it!

Z said...

How'd the show go, incognito? I hope it was wonderful!

American said...

Liagra! perfect and what a laugh...Take care in your travels and I'll put a piece of AI's birthday cake in the fridge for ya...

MUD said...

Lets see, the Democratic field is two Lawyers that are married to two lawyers. Do you still wonder why Veritas is at stake?
A professor once told us that most people are moral and live their life way above the bottom line of truth. Because Lawyers spend so much time studying what is legal they often flirt with being closer to that line and while we all make mistakes, Lawyers often make illegal or immoral mistakes because they think that legal and moral are the same thing. No on my watch. MUD

Anonymous said...

When we were the Sick Man of Asia, We were called The Yellow Peril.
When we are billed to be the next Superpower, we are called The Threat.
When we closed our doors, you smuggled drugs to open markets.
When we embrace Free Trade, You blame us for taking away your jobs.
When we were falling apart, You marched in your troops and wanted your fair
When we tried to put the broken pieces back together again, Free Tibet you
screamed, It Was an Invasion!
When we tried Communism, you hated us for being Communist.
When we embrace Capitalism, you hate us for being Capitalist.
When we have a billion people, you said we were destroying the planet.
When we tried limiting our numbers, you said we abused human rights.
When we were poor, you thought we were dogs.
When we loan you cash, you blame us for your national debts.
When we build our industries, you call us Polluters.
When we sell you goods, you blame us for global warming.
When we buy oil, you call it exploitation and genocide.
When you go to war for oil, you call it liberation.
When we were lost in chaos and rampage, you demanded rules of law.
When we uphold law and order against violence, you call it violating human
When we were silent, you said you wanted us to have free speech.
When we are silent no more, you say we are brainwashed-xenophobics.
Why do you hate us so much, we asked.
No, you answered, we don't hate you.
We don't hate you either,
But, do you understand us?
Of course we do, you said,
We have AFP, CNN and BBC's...
What do you really want from us?
Think hard first, then answer...
Because you only get so many chances.
Enough is Enough, Enough Hypocrisy for This One World.
We want One World, One Dream, and Peace on Earth.
This Big Blue Earth is Big Enough for all of Us.

Incognito said...

KAREN: Thanks so much! Went fine, but it has been a major challenge. Oh well, can't win 'em all. Have fun at Arsenic..

DEE: :-) Thanks for the linkylove.

NIKKI: Thanks Nikki... wish i could have made it larger.

PATJ: You bet, peej. much appreciated. and weekend work was interesting.

WOMAN: Thanks Angel!!

RIVKA: these things always seem to go viral.. thanks for stopping by!

Z: Went fine, thanks Z. Though the critics aren't so sure. But the criticism is everything he's guilty of. AH well.

AI: Oh... your birthday.. happy belated!!

MUD: Am totally with you MUD, and interesting statement your professor made. even more important to make sure neither of them get in.. but we have an ever changing uphill battle.

ANON: Uh.... okay.

Chris McClure aka Panhandle Poet said...

Great response to Anon....I'm not too excited about the One World vision though -- my Mandarin is a bit rusty.

Incognito said...

PAN! Heh.. igave up half way through... too tired to make heads or tails..

Hannah J said...

Nice one. Sorry I haven't stopped over here in a while. I've been too busy getting banned from liberal blogs.

Incognito said...

Hey Hannah... Nice to see you. Have been really busy as well, so I understand. And God bless you for fighting the good fight on the lib blogs!! :-)