MEMRI's latest video is of Saudi Cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti talking about all the women Muslim men get to bed when they go to heaven. Each man gets at least two black-eyed virgins, each with their 70 servant girls. According to Shanqiti, the servant girls are also fair game.
It does get complicated (because he brings into the equation heaven-bound Muslim women), sort of. Still can't quite figure that one out.
But no wonder jihadists have no problem martyring themselves. They get 72 virgins, plus all their servant girls to mess around with. You do the math.
Watch the video here.