tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34133856.post1799359370609048465..comments2023-12-24T06:13:49.857-05:00Comments on Confessions of a Closet Republican: Joke of the day: Anti-Liberal HumorIncognitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09692949516037191969noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34133856.post-90878621781655149822011-11-20T20:22:37.715-05:002011-11-20T20:22:37.715-05:00Heh. Thanks Fredd. Funny stuff.Heh. Thanks Fredd. Funny stuff.Incognitohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09692949516037191969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34133856.post-53415544895660973792011-11-20T13:34:05.502-05:002011-11-20T13:34:05.502-05:00How about this one:
Cletus went to the neurosurge...How about this one:<br /><br />Cletus went to the neurosurgeon to have his brain checked out, since it didn't seem to work right. He told the neurosurgeon, 'Doc, I just cain't seem to thank ('think') right, kin you hep me?' <br />The neurosurgeon, after thoroughly examining Cletus said, 'yes, just as I suspected, Cletus. You need a new brain. I can schedule you for a brain transplant next week. All you need to do is choose which kind of brains you want to use to replace your rotten brains.'<br />Cletus, somewhat stunned at the prognosis, asked 'whaddaya mean, what kind o' brains? Is they more than one kind?'<br />The neurosurgeon patiently explained, 'yes, Cletus. If you want to use the brains of people who voted for George W. Bush, those go for $1,000.00 per ounce. If you wanted to use the brains of people who voted for John McCain, those brains are $2,000.00 per ounce. And Obama voter brains, those are $1,000,000.00 (1 million) per ounce.'<br />Cletus gasped: 'A million bucks, for an ounce of Obama voter brains, why so much, Doc?'<br />Again, the neurosurgeon patiently explained to a slow thinking Cletus, 'Obama voter brains are extremely expensive for a simple reason, Cletus. Do you realize how many Obama voters we would have to harvest to yield just a single ounce of brains?'Freddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10778430453468720627noreply@blogger.com