Dennis Rodman Channels Marilyn Monroe In His Birthday Song To Kim Jong-un

Here's Dennis Rodman doing his best imitation of Marilyn Monroe (an octave or two lower) in his "Happy Birthday" ditty to Kim Jong-un.

Can't quite tell what he calls him, maybe 'master'?

Kim Jong-un Blows Up Dennis Rodman In Bizarre Pistachio Commercial

This is probably one of the most bizarre commercials I have seen in a while. Dennis Rodman and a slightly more svelte Kim Jong-un look-alike pitching pistachios.

Yeah, this would inspire me to go buy a bag.

Dennis Rodman Really Wants The Nobel Peace Prize

Wacky NBA player and would-be-diplomat Dennis Rodman thinks he should be considered for, get this, the Nobel Peace Prize. Of course it wouldn't be any more ridiculous, or more undeserving, than, say, Barack Obama or Al Gore being nominated- and winning- the prize.

Dennis Rodman told Sports Illustrated that he has a new mission in life: "to break the ice between hostile countries." Actually that's quite a noble ambition , if not delusional, for Rodman to think he is capable of thawing the ice between certain nations, and he would definitely deserve the Nobel if he was able to accomplish that. But he tried with North Korea's Kim jong-Un. And failed, in  spite of their mutual passion for basketball.   Since Rodman believes that Obama "can't do sh*t" , he took a trip to the DPRK in May to secure the release of Korean-American tour guide Kenneth Bae, who is serving a 15 year sentence of hard labor for some trumped up charge of trying to overthrow the government. But, turns out Rodman couldn't "do sh*t" either.

But he certainly has a grandiose sense of self.

"Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. "But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong."

How about trying your hand at a Palestinian/Israeli solution, Dennis? Maybe then, you'll deserve that Peace Prize.

Source: CBS

Dennis Rodman Diplomacy- Obama "Can't Do Sh*t" So He's Heading To N Korea To Free Kenneth Bae

Since former NBA basketball star Dennis Rodman thinks Barack Obama "can't do sh*t", he's heading back to visit North Korea's Pillsbury dough boy to try to secure the release of US citizen Kenneth Bae. Bae, who was born in South Korea, was just sentenced to 15 years hard labor in some DPRK prison camp for allegedly trying to overthrow the government as part of some nefarious Christian plot called Operation Jericho.  Bae runs a tour guide company and was caught with "propaganda materials" including the National Geographic documentary by Diego Bunuel "Don't Tell My Mother- That I'm In North Korea."

I'm not quite sure why Rodman is waiting 2 months to go, but he plans on flying to North Korea on August 1st to plead with his best buddy Kim Jong-un.  The would-be diplomat says:

"I'm gonna try and get the guy out." "It's gonna be difficult."

Rodman and King bonded when he tagged along with the Harlem Globetrotters for a basketball match in Pyongyang a few months ago.  Kim told Rodman that he wanted Obama to call him. He didn't. And now Rodman is pissed off that Obama didn't make the effort to call.

 "We got a black president [who] can't even go talk to [Jong-un] ... Obama can't do s**t, I don't know why he won't go talk to him."

 As for Obama:

"Obama? F**k him!"

Tell us how you really feel Dennis.

Will his efforts work?  Hard to say. As bizarre as they both are, it might.  Then again, Kim could be using Bae as a bargaining chip.

Watch the video on the TMZ link below.

Sources: TMZ, Newsmax

BFF Dennis Rodman Says Kim Jong-Un Just Wants Obama To Call Him

The Harlem Globetrotters headed on over to North Korea (DPRK) to play a little hoops. Tagging along was former NBA star, the wacko Dennis Rodman, and it appears the Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un and  Rodman bonded, big time.  Dennis just loves him some Jong-un.

Although the DPRK has been launching rockets and producing videos showing the demise of the U.S., Kim told Rodman to tell Barack Obama to call him, because he really doesn't want war, he just wants to talk basketball, since they both have a love of the sport.

Per Rodman:

"He loves basketball. ... I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there" as a way to warm up relations between US and North Korea, Rodman told ABC's "This Week."

"He asked me to give Obama something to say and do one thing. He wants Obama to do one thing, call him," said Rodman, who called the authoritarian leader an "awesome guy" during his trip. The State Department criticized North Korea last week for "wining and dining' Rodman while its own people go hungry.

Rodman also said Kim told him, "I don't want to do war. I don't want to do war."

Even though Rodman apparently knows about North Korea's abysmal human rights record, he doesn't seem to care. He still loves the guy who is quite obviously continuing his father's legacy- the man who was considered one of the top worst dictators in the world.

"He's a good guy to me," Rodman said, adding, that "as a person to person, he's my friend. I don't condone what he does."

And Rodman wants to return, to "find out more what's really going on."

As though he'd be shown what's really going on. That doesn't happen in Communist countries. Foreigners are only shown what the regime wants them to see.

Official radio report from DPRK.

And the fool's interview with George Stephanopoulos.