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Showing posts with label Mayan End of The World. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mayan End of The World. Show all posts

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Mayan Doomsday Prompts Michigan Schools To Close Early

The Michigan school system seems to be taking the Mayan doomsday scenario quite seriously. Apparently over 30 schools have decided to close two days early just in case, but it seems to have more to do with fears that some wacko might target another school than the actual prediction itself.

According to the superintendent of Lapeer Community Schools, Matt Wandrie:

"Given the recent events in Connecticut, there have been numerous rumors circulating in our district, and in neighboring districts, about potential threats of violence against students." [snip]
"Although we in the county are reluctant to cancel school because the rumors are unsubstantiated, we feel it is the most appropriate decision given the gravity of recent events and our present circumstances."
The numerous rumors of Twitter "threats" like "Friday would be a great day to go out w/ a bang" factored into his decision, even though though they were "investigated and determined to be false."

I think some are going to be relieved or sorely disappointed when Saturday rolls along and we are all still here.

H/T Breitbart

500 Plus Chinese Doomsday Cultists Detained Over "Rumors"

The countdown is on, just one more day until "D" day. Doomsday, that is. And though many have made fun of the impending end of the world, as prophesied by the Mayans way back when and calculated to occur on December 21, many have taken it to heart. China, however, is not taking kindly to a bunch of doomsday cultists who have been prepping for the end days. More than 500 of the the Church of Almighty God cult aka Eastern Lightning Cult, aka Seven Spirits sect have been arrested for stirring up rumors about an apocalyptic end to the world come Friday.

Police seized leaflets, video discs, books and other apocalyptic materials in the recent arrests of more than 500 people across eight provinces and regions, from the prosperous east coast to less developed western China, state media reports said.

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Those detained are reported to be members of the group Almighty God, which is also called Eastern Lightning, after a phrase from the Bible's Book of Matthew. Widely regarded as a heretical Christian sect, the group preaches that Jesus has reappeared as a woman in central China. It has been accused of targeting Christians, kidnapping and beating them to force conversions.

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Eastern Lightning first appeared around 20 years ago, and the official Xinhua News Agency said that its members had "recently latched on to the Mayan doomsday prophesy to predict that the sun will not shine and electricity will not work for three days beginning on Dec. 21."

A public notice on the web site of Qinghai provincial government said local police are waging a "severe crackdown" on the group described as a cult with "strong political penchants." The government urged the public to inform the police of any illegal propaganda, gathering and preaching by the group.
China For Jesus has the lowdown on the cult's bizarre beliefs and recruitment tactics.

An interesting side note, apparently the man who attacked those 23 children in central China, Ming Yongjun, was "psychologically affected by" rumors of the end of the world.

Prior to the attack, Yongjun said that he was locked in his house by his father after he had an epileptic seizure, but eventually fled his house. He added that an elderly woman told villagers in his hometown that "the end of the world is coming and the Earth will explode".

I'm not sure if that old woman was a member of the Eastern Lightning cult or not.

Chinese officials consider the church anti-government and therefore a threat, since part of their doomsday scenario includes exterminating:

".... the great red dragon" _ a reference to the Communist Party _ "and found a country under the rule of Almighty God."

This Time.com article from 2001 gives first hand accounts of how they recruit followers.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Mayan End of The World Fun Stuff

With only five days to the end of the world (December 21) I thought I'd share a couple of Mayan 'end day' fun things I've come across.

The one from a 'sponsored' Old Spice post on my Twitter feed today happens to be the most bizarre. On OldSpiceSavesTheWorld.com, NBA's Dikembe Mutombo (and his finger wag) has 4 1/2 weeks (now 5) to save the world.  It even has a live countdown. But when you hit "play game", you are in for an incredibly strange ride.

Play the game here. If you figure out how to do that, please let me know.

Then there's this video of Mayan Ac Tah explaining what we can expect on and around December 21. Very esoteric, but apparently it's just a paradigm shift, and there's nothing to worry about.

Chevy's end of world superbowl commercial.

Black Nerd Comedy's 2012 Blowout Sale.

Enjoy your last few days.