Please take time today, amidst all the Memorial Day festivities, to contemplate the true meaning of Memorial Day and honor the brave soldiers who have sacrificed their lives over the decades so that we can be free.
And pray for those who are still alive and still fighting for our freedom!
God Bless them all!
ruminations & ramblings on life, politics, the arts, politics in the arts & world events by a republican actress
Monday, May 25, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Joke Of The Day- You May Be A Taliban If...
Not sure where this originated from, but...it's pretty funny.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have everything against women but think every man should own at
least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have everything against women but think every man should own at
least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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