And ..... for the Democrat who has everything (and no I didn't buy it), there's the Hillary nutcracker:
They have dog chews you can buy for a mere $12.95 at wickedcoolstuff.com, so Rover can have at it:
and even toilet paper, for those so inclined:
Hillary, needless to say, is not the only butt of the political paraphernalia joke items, so to speak, but the only one I'm posting about. Obviously. Stay tuned for more.