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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Joke Of The Day- You May Be A Taliban If...

Not sure where this originated from, but...it's pretty funny.


"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have everything against women but think every man should own at
least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

6 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

After some careful soul searching I found that I am part Taliban.

Zack R said...

Very good-- even NECESSARY-- humor. Remember how during WWII there were film studios putting out whole cartoons mocking and mimicking "the krauts" and "the japs?" This is what a healthy, wholesome nation does vis-a-vis its mortal enemies, remorseless butchers who wish to destroy it. What a decadent, declining nation does is to fear and coddle it's enemies, making nice to them with the idiotic theory that kindness and polite words can work a kind of sweet magic over tyrants.

Moss said...

More Muslim Jokes

The Vegas Art Guy said...

That was very funny! Love the vest one...

HD said...

Hey.. That was hilarious!!

Anyway, hope you are doing good.

Barry O said...

BarryO got 8 out of 10!