For a little levity, Barack Obama Chia heads are back on sale on Amazon. I saw an ad for it on TV last night and had a good laugh. I googled, and yep, you can get your commemorative head from $17.99 to $19.99 plus free shipping to boot. You even get your choice of his 'determined pose' or his 'happy pose'. Unless you'd like both.
They are also selling toilet paper:
Some of the customer reviews are kind of fun.
Paul gave it 4 stars: "Nice growth but it forced me to choose a new health plan that was $500 more than my current plan. Also when no one was watching it set the Mideast on fire."
Matt gave it 1 star: "Tried to use this but it redistributed all my chia seeds, would not recommend."
38% gave the chia head 5 stars, and 35% gave it 1 star.
Hillary Clinton's nutcracker is on sale as well, as is Mitt Romney's chia head.
You might remember back in 2012, right before the elections, I wrote about the battle of the Obama/Romney Chia heads, and that Obama was outselling Romney, which some believed was an indication as to who would win the White House. Unfortunately, they were right.