Monday, November 03, 2008

"Twas The Night Before Election"-

Inspired by an email that PatJKnowistall sent me, my Democratic Dad (who is not voting Obama and is an amateur writer/songwriter) came up with the following:

'Twas the night before election, and I was Biden my time,
Wondering out loud if it would turn out a crime.
Then I heard a barry loud noise, like, Oh,- Bam! an' I thought,
Was it just fireworks or a socialist plot.

I grabbed My Cane 'cause I had A corn on my toe,
And fast as I could, hobbled out the front doh.
My face turned Pale 'n I felt like I'd faint.
I wasn't Putin on Ayres 'cause a phoney I aint.

Were the Russians invading across the "Bridge to Nowhere"?
Al-ask-an Inuit if I see one out there.
Wright or wrong I'll address a big crowd,
"Vote for the Elephant", and I'd say it out loud.

But I'm happy to say, it was nothing at all,
Just some Republican voters out having a ball.
'Cause an E-Mail from Santa said "You've nothing to fear,
'Cause the last North Poll shows "It's a Republican year!

Alternate ending. We weren't sure which was better:
'Cause an E-Mail from Santa said "It's a close race but you have nothing to fear.
My North Poll has the Donkey nosed out by an Elephant's ear."

From your lips to God's Ears, Pops!


WomanHonorThyself said...

Ah, my friend..we are down to the wire..PRAY for our Nation please!..hugs!

Incognito said...

You bet, Angel. hugs to you too.

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

Brilliant! (Now I'll be humming it all night.)

Pat Jenkins said...

ha that was FUNNY incog!!!... was this a collabrative effort between you and your dad or all him?..

Pamela D. Hart said...

Thanks for the laugh, Incognito. We need a few of those with our tummys all in knots today. Thank you for your great posts, I've enjoyed them.

Incognito said...

PASADENACLOSETCONSERV: Did it come with a tune? Had no idea.

PATJ: No, Peej.. it was all dad's. He's very clever and funny and talented. :-)

PAMELA: Thank you for your comments... and yes we did and still do.