Saturday, December 14, 2013

Greenpeace's Over-the-top Global Warming Message From Santa

Greenpeace has an over-the-top 'global warming' warning for kids (well, world leaders, really) from Santa (played by Brit actor Jim Carter of 'Downton Abbey" fame) who looks more like a character from the horror film "The Hills Have Eyes" than jolly Santa. Yeah, I know the point is it's supposed to look dire, but at least cast someone you who you can sympathize with. But that's not really the point, the point is it's rather ironic, that right now every state save south Florida is in the deep freeze, and even the Middle East is experiencing the wrath of an historic snow storm called Alexa, the heaviest snow fall in some 60 years.

Anyway, Santa has this to say:
“Dear children, regrettably I bring bad tidings." “For some time now, melting nice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day to day life intolerable and impossible. And there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas.”
Bah Humbug!


Maureen Coffey said...

There's an even scarier threat I've heard that endangers Santa's business model: I'm receiving reports that due to global warming concerns new houses do not have chimneys any more and kids from green families (not on Mars) no have to make do with virtual presents that are much more carbon friendly anyhow. And there's probably some deniers behind these recent snowfalls ...

Incognito said...