Loons Claim Malaysian Air Was Hijacked, American Passenger Hid iPhone In His Ass

According to the lunatic fringe, IBM exec Philip Wood claims to be one of the missing Malaysian Air 370 passengers, and no they're not dead or missing, he and his fellow passengers are all sequestered on the U.S. controlled military base Diego Garcia.  How do we know this?  Freelance conspiracy theorist wanna-be journalist Jim Stone (google him) claims the technical storage exec sent a photo and voice activated text message from his ass. Yes, Wood shoved his iPhone 5 up his ass when he realized his plane was being hijacked. And then told his ass to take a photo (for GPS coordinates), while he voice texted the following:

“I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.”

There are actually many people who believe this. Of course it's sites like Before It's News, Intellihub and other questionable Internet news sites, but enough people are convinced it's true and not some sick joke.

Stone believes with "100 percent" certainty that the metadata and exif data from the pitch black photo is proof that the pic came from Wood, and that the GPS coordinates from the text message puts him close to Diego Garcia- an island close to the Maldives in the Indian Ocean. Actually, Stone thinks the photo was taken either in a darkened room or with his hands bound. Which means that he would have had to remove that iPhone from his butt, but when?

The black photo (1395192158752.jpg) apparently had the following info.

1395192158752Dimensions: 240 x 320

Device Make: Apple

Device Model: iPhone 5

Color Space: RGB

Color Profile: sRGB IEC61966-2.1

Focal Length: 4.12

Alpha Channel: No

Red Eye: No

F Number: 2.4

Exposure Program: 2

Exposure Time: 1/15

None of these sites theorizes, however on why the plane would have been hijacked and sent to an American military base.

There have been a slew of conspiracy theories, but this one takes the cake.

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