Friday, May 23, 2008

The Difference Between McCain, Obama and Clinton

This is a variation of "the difference between Republicans and the Democrats", but considering we are in a crucial election year, I thought it was very important to publish.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were walking down a
Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.
John McCain, gave the man his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20.00 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless
man, she decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20.00. She kept $15.00 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless man $5.00

When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barack told him to
"have hope, change is coming..." and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?


Anonymous said...

Well done Incognito! This joke sums up the differences better than anything I've read to date. I ran into at my friend Z's blog, "geeez"

My father sent me two bumper stickers-which promptly went on company trucks-which read:

"I'll keep my money and my freedom, you can keep your change!"

You have an interesting profile which I enjoyed reading. I also noticed that you have an aversion to guns. I felt the same way until my six years in the military. Sometimes we never truly live until we push our own envelope hard enough. Find a local firing range, and pay the rental fee for using one of their .38's. It's called a "38 revolver" and the box of ammo should cost $8-$10. It's a medium-small handgun and the kick and noise isn't too bad. The range fee and rental may run anywhere from $15-$30.

It's scary at first, but it's a truly liberating and empowering experience to become a competant gun owner. It's part of our unique American heritage. Good luck!

Morgan, aka the JINGOIST

Z said...

This is fantastic and I'm going to copy/paste and send it to ALL my friends, lib and con. Though, I'll admit, my lib friends are dwindling.....!! (they might dwindle more after I do this!) Morgan is definitely one of my Conservative FRIENDS!

Great post, Incognito..!! Happy Memorial Day to you.

Z said...

By the way..MORGAN! I HAVE to find that bumper sticker!!! Fantastic!

Anonymous said...

Z I have it on two of my company trucks!


Incognito said...

MORGAN: the bumper sticker...! As for my gun control issue... am not entirely anti and I have had many people enlighten me as to the importance of gun ownership. I suppose if we could ensure that no-one, including the criminals, had guns, but that will never happen.. soo... but I'll leave the guns to those who love them.. :-)

Z: It's interesting how that happens.. losing lib family and friends. My sister sent my uncle something about Obama.. he became incensed.. but thankgoodness the idea of family prevailed.. still and all... this election is going to divide people in ways other elections never have.

Renegade Eye said...

I doubt if any of the three major candidates, would give a homeless guy a dime.

I mentioned you in my latest post.

Anonymous said...

You know somethin Incognito, my Aunt Jan is the LAST liberal Dem holdout in an entire family of former Dems. We DON'T discuss politics around her since FAMILY is far more important. At least my uncle says so... :-)


Incognito said...

REN: You're probably right.. though I still venture to say McCain would be the most likely.:-)

Dare I check it out..? Will head over there now.

MORGAN: Oh, that must be challenging for her husband, if he's not.. :-) Both my parents (hi Dad) are democrats.

Dee said...

I saw this at Mike's blog and it is probably the most convincing comparison I've seen yet!!

WomanHonorThyself said...

perfect Incog! Blessed Memorial Day to you and yours! :)

Z said...

Hey, Morgan? I say throw Aunt Jan under that bus with Grandma Obama! :-)

Incognito said...

DEE: Yeah, I thought so.

WOMAN: You too, Angel.

Z: :-) not a bad idea.

Pat Jenkins said...

hmm i wonder if that was an illegal immigrant if they all wouldn't of been more than willing to lend a amnesty hand!!!.. oops homeless man is what we are talking about here my bad!!!

Incognito said...

PATJ: Good point...! Probably all..