Pages

Monday, May 26, 2008

The True American Spirit

Thought I would share this. Not sure if any of these anecdotal stories are true or not, but they certainly could be, and are representative of the true spirit of America and Americans. God Bless this country and those who fight to keep us free.


When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'

It became very quiet in the room.

Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 5,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?'

Once again, dead silence.

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have heard a pin drop

AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE:

A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !" The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any damn Frenchmen to show it to."

6 comments:

Pat Jenkins said...

i have seen this as well incog. let's hope they are true!! but if not in reality they for sure are in spirit.. happy memorial day!!!

Incognito said...

It's probably making the rounds, Peej.

Karen Townsend said...

I especially like the last one, too. It's like the joke about meeing a snobby French citizen and as an American asking if the snob speaks German. When the reply is 'no', the questioner responds, "You're welcome."

kodiak73 said...

Urban ledgends or not, they all make valid and true points. No good deed goes unpunished and power will always produce more jealousy than gratitude.

Anonymous said...

Incognito,

Superb stories -- and I have heard most of them are true... but true or not.. they should be the spirit of our countrymen today... but alas, it is not.. We have become a bunch of spineless weenies.

Thanks, and may God continue to bless you and America,

In Christ eternally,

ExP(Jack)

Incognito said...

KAREN: Heh...That's funny... hadn't heard that one.

KODIAK: I agree, that's why I posted with a disclaimer. And indeed, no good or bad deed goes unpunished.

EXPREACHERMAN: Thanks for verifying that. Sadly we have, along with the rest of the world.. and that could well be our demise.
God bless you and yours too!