Joke of the day: The Taliban TV Guide

Found this on Facebook. It's obviously been around for a while, given the TV series that are now no longer airing, but it's still good for a chuckle or two. 

Someone should come up with something more contemporary.

The Taliban TV Guide

MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News


TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car


WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch


THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr


FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal


SATURDAYS
8:00 Death or No Deal
8:30 No Sex in the City
9:00 Supernatural Djins
9:30 Being Inhuman
10:00 The Sharmutas


SUNDAYS
8:00 koranimal Minds
8:30 Sunday Night Beheadings
9:00 Law & Order - koranimal Intent
9:30 Arselifter Roadshow
10:00 Kabul 5-0