Monday, April 23, 2007

Liberal Idiocy- Sheryl Crow and her 1 "square" per

Sheryl Crow is the talk of the radio talk shows with her oh-so innovative ways to help curb the impending global warming crisis. Sheryl and Laurie David (whoever the heck she is) are on a 2 week "global warming college tour", scaring the doodoo out of impressionable young minds, and blogging their way across America in their bio-diesel bus. In her own words:

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares {sic} of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. "

Yup, that's right. 1 piece 'o "t.p." per person, except for those special "pesky" occasions. One square, that's about the size of the palm of my hand. I don't even want to think about the health implications of one square. I'm taking rubber gloves when I go to public restrooms!

She does now, however, claim it was all a joke. Uhuh! That's what Keith Richards said about snorting his Dad, several days after people balked at that comment! Who knows what she was snorting when she wrote that, but I have a nasty suspicion she more than likely meant what she said. Which just re-affirms how loony the left can be. Her brother ( whose judgement she trusts completely) took it one step further by saying: "how bout just washing the one square out." If anyone was joking it was him. At least I hope to God, he was, because that's certifiable.

Not only is she loony, she (like many libs) is a major hypocrite. Even though she's riding a diesel bus for this particular tour, her normal tour transportation consists of 3 tractor trailers, 4 buses and 6 cars! This is the problem with most of these celebs who cry "global warming", they say one thing and do another. And although many of them drive energy efficient cars at home, they have no qualms about flying their private jets around the world, including John Travolta (who has 5 planes), Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and many others. One trip abroad uses the same amount of fuel that you'd need to run a Hummer for a year. I won't even get into Al Gore's use of more than 20 times the amount of electricity that the average citizen uses in a year.

So that's the poop on Crow. For another interesting earth-saving idea check out her blog. She has a great design idea for detachable "dining" sleeves, to save on paper napkins!

P.S. I googled Laurie David... as many of you probably already know, she's Queen of the Global Warming activists and producer of Gore's "AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH". Who knew.

P.P.S. My Dad says we should grow more corn, use the kernels for ethanol gas and the cobs for... well, you know....., but, I think I'll pass. I'm grabbing my Charmin and using however many squares I darn well choose, thank you very much.


Blazing Cat Fur said...

Oh my I have to lay down now. This is way too funny but way too sad. Wonder if she can purchase carbon credits for all that gas she is spewing, what an air-headed wind-bag.

glenn said...

You know, maybe its all the garbage being spewed out by all these freaks thats responsible for global warming (if there is such a thing)

Incognito said...

She and a zillion others, BCF. It is funny, in a ludicrous sort of way! Actually, believe it or not, Rosie O'Donnell criticized her this a.m. One loon laughing at another one. Was quite amusing.
My Dad suggested corn for fuel and the cobs for..... Just added that to the bottom of my post. Ah well.

And your'e probably right, GLENN! All that garbage is eating away at the ozone.

flaredblond said...

I'm running with my tolit paper too ! One square .... oh please !
Maybe she'll learn her lesson when she uses a leaf of poison ivy !

Bill said...

If she really wants to help why doesn't she car pool with Willie Nelson in his bio-diesel vehicle?

President Bush proposes what I believe is the best solution of switching our vehicle fuel to hydrogen. This way we can water the plants beside the road as we drive. It is amazing how the tree hugging liberals keep sweeping this proposal under the rug and hope no-one hears about it after all nothing said by a Republican can be good.This would also help us to stop buying oil from people who want to use our airplanes as bombs on our buildings.

Best Wishes


Troika said...

Maybe someone should suggest to her that she wipes her arse with her hair. That way she won't be using any paper at all.

Or perhaps we could suggest that she stops eating and drinking all together. She'll be saving the environment and our ears.

I'm with you on this one.

MUD said...

Too Funny! Laughed my ass off. MUD

Incognito said...

Hey Flaredblond, ouch, or should I say itch. Yeah she certainly would.

Does Willie Nelson have a bio-diesel, BILL? That's cool if he does. I like people who walk the talk. At least they have a right to their rants. whether one agrees or not. Not familiar with GW's proposal. Any links? Thanks for that info!

Well, wonders never cease, TROIKA. We agree on one thing.

Yeah, made me laugh too, MUD. The things people say when they don't think before they speak.

stewie said...

If you like this, you'll probably also enjoy

Papa J said...

I would just like to know two things.

1.If they pass a law, how would you enforce it?

2. What's she gonna do when we start using that much more water to clean off the poke throughs?

Laurie said...

She's married to Larry David. That's got to be tough. Cut her some slack ;)

Pat Jenkins said...

Tell Sheryl not to worry. I don't use toilet paper.

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Incognito said...

If I like what, Stewie?

PAPA J: Yeah I know, she is silly... joke or not.

LAURIE: Who the heck is Larry David? HAd to google him too. You sure your're not Laurie David? :-)

And PAT J: No T.P.? Doh. Not sure I wanna know what you use.

Old Dead Presidents said...

Any young and impressionable minds that fall for that only get what they deserve. I know that you're in college and all, but occasionally you should think for yourself......they didn't teach that where I went to school....had to learn it on my own!

Incognito said...

I dunno ODP. I bought into a lot of that crap when I was in college. It took me some years to finally come to my senses. It's hard to be discerning when you are young and often stupid.

Anonymous said...

Forget the paper. I'm just going to use mt finger!

Incognito said...

Anonymous.. Actually there are certain countries that do.

Anonymous said...

Never occurred to you that she wasn't talking about wiping her bottom, did it? Typical dude.

Incognito said...

Uh.... I'm female... And yes she was referring to,wiping her butt. typical liberal.