An elderly man had a massive heart attack and the family drove him to the emergency room. After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face. With the family eagerly awaiting the news, the ER doctor glumly spoke. "I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating." 'Oh, Dear God,' exclaimed his wife, 'We've NEVER had a liberal in the family before!!!!'
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Joke of the day: Anti-Liberal Humor
Found this on someone's Facebook page. I'm sure there are many variations including anti-conservative, but this is funny, as is.
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How about this one:
Cletus went to the neurosurgeon to have his brain checked out, since it didn't seem to work right. He told the neurosurgeon, 'Doc, I just cain't seem to thank ('think') right, kin you hep me?'
The neurosurgeon, after thoroughly examining Cletus said, 'yes, just as I suspected, Cletus. You need a new brain. I can schedule you for a brain transplant next week. All you need to do is choose which kind of brains you want to use to replace your rotten brains.'
Cletus, somewhat stunned at the prognosis, asked 'whaddaya mean, what kind o' brains? Is they more than one kind?'
The neurosurgeon patiently explained, 'yes, Cletus. If you want to use the brains of people who voted for George W. Bush, those go for $1,000.00 per ounce. If you wanted to use the brains of people who voted for John McCain, those brains are $2,000.00 per ounce. And Obama voter brains, those are $1,000,000.00 (1 million) per ounce.'
Cletus gasped: 'A million bucks, for an ounce of Obama voter brains, why so much, Doc?'
Again, the neurosurgeon patiently explained to a slow thinking Cletus, 'Obama voter brains are extremely expensive for a simple reason, Cletus. Do you realize how many Obama voters we would have to harvest to yield just a single ounce of brains?'
Heh. Thanks Fredd. Funny stuff.
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